they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
its no coincidence her full name and "cling" are the same in t9
Would you like to blur the lines between friendship and lesbianism tonight?
does she really think making her boyfriend delete me on facebook is going to magically stop us from hooking up?
I'm not sure...it could be the pasta I ate from her sink, the dominoes, or just the alcohol. Or a wicked combination of all 3.
Yes. I feel like complaining about sex all the time with a 21 year old might be punishable by death of the sex gods so I try not to
He wanted to drink hypnotic from my butt crack. I need to move out this state.
i seriously haven't spoken to him since i drunk dialed him and told him i loved his beard
I'm still confused. So he's NOT your cousin by blood, but WAS your cousin, on two separate occasions, by marriage? Still too weird I think...
Fair warning birthday party last night avoid kitchen & upstairs bathroom if you value your remaining sanity
Nothing like sunday church bells to aid your walk to the pharmacy to get plan b
Never doubt me. I am drunk and unstoppable and I will finish this book
I think I offered a man a blowjob for his power ranger suite last night...
Is it normal for a guy to send you a dick pic along with “He misses you”
My favourite part was when you contorted upside down in the tub and said "I don't want to be upside down"
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