U r making out with a 12 year old get ur shit together
I think my vagina is haunted
she wants me to text her or call her all the time when we are apart...this is not high school...
the guy that filmed erin andrews naked got 27 months in jail. Every man that's seen it should send him cigs and a nail file baked in a cake. We owe it to him.
Nothing says "I'm a sorority girl" like puking at 830 in the am, wearing my anti-hazing pin, and getting ready for a tea party.
what the fuck a piece of candy corn just came out of her nose
Stop. He threw up in front of Madison Square Garden security. Spit at the guys feet and grunted ughhh at him.
Tried to steal a keytar from my hook up's house.
He was taking the condom off and he turns to me and says, "You know how snakes can shed their skin?"
Went to 3 separate liquor stores today and I just made a huge tray of jello shots. This will be the Thanksgiving that puts all the others to shame.
If I wake up with an unknown penis in me one more time I am literally going to press charges to the makers of tequila.
if i cared i wouldnt have woken you up by pouring a bottle of soy sauce on you.
is that what this stuff is?
He somehow pantsed the bouncer and tipped him over before cartwheeling and skipping away? Help me find him.
I just told the joker that my vagina is the bat cave and he needs to infiltrate it.
Should I get the rainbow boxer breifs???
As your boyfriend, this is a level of gay that even I can't handle.
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