Ppl just aren't as funny as we are
This is some kinda fucked up sordid doggy brothel peepshow bullshit.
and technically it was a rebound
so lol
and then you got rebounded for the same girl he rebounded you for and still never scored ... it was like watching an LA Clippers game
That reminds me...we need to get swords
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You convinced her to break up with her boyfriend, made out with her all night, got her to buy us all shots then went home with a different girl...
That explains the "i hate you" text. But the facebook deletion is a bit harsh
I've watched enough of my roommate's imported Japanese satellite to know when the exchange students are calling me a whore.
Somehow ed fucked carrie while purposely not saying a single word to her all night. He just nodded and smiled.
Would it have been easier if he talked to her?
Yeah, but i bet him he couldn't do it. Now he gets a free taco bell combo of his choosing.
She almost killed me. The shot she handed me had tacks in it. Wtf?!
All I remember is waking up with 3 penises pointed at my face. I also remember enjoying that a lot. And then I threw up in their shower.
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I don't remember... but I heard a cop threatened to pepper spay my dick
Frankly, since I met you, I practically exist in a state of constant readiness for sex
Also he didn't buy condoms after we ran out last week. Luckily I had one, but I told him he should be more optimistic about getting laid
They were supposed to legalize it when there was a chance someone might actually propose to me. I'm appealing this bullshit.
Kind of like the new iOS 10 because I can send sexts with fireworks or confetti. Really gets the point across
dude, totally just walked home...using pizza as gloves
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