i hate that site..its like every vagina you dont wanna see
either she doesn't know how to dress properly on a sunday morning stroll, or I just saw a 60 year old on a walk of shame
His was the first dick to ever be in my mouth... Of course I'm going to the wedding.
Slipping me an edible before my ochem final was not your brightest idea. Looks like I'm switching to business.
I forgot my id and a man called soup is buying me vodka.
I dont care how high you are "yes" is not the correct response to "what do you want from Taco Bell" Mom.
By the way if you come home and I'm not wearing pants, just go with it. I didn't have the energy to go searching for some.
While looking for socks, I found my mothers sex toy box. Dear god I finally understand where my kinkiness comes from.
I have to sanitize my nipples and its just to cold in here for it to be ok
I fell asleep while studying last night and woke up smelling like whiskey and sex... words can not describe how confused I am
she was puking nonstop out of the car window in the rain during our hour long drive back, we got lot of honks
We kept having to tell you that you couldn't just sit wherever you wanted at Walmart. Sitting in the middle of the raw meat section was unacceptable and children were staring at you.
This is bullshit, I shit my pants for the 1st time in 30 years, stuck on the 405, fuck this shit.
Depends
Please don't give away my fajitas
I have cats now. Five of them.
Have you considered starting a global domination firm?
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