question. what would be the least awkward way to ask your one night stand if he came inside of you because you would really prefer not to have his illegitimate lovechild. hypothetically.
yeah so our basement was flooded 4 feet. we just smoke and drank and then went swimming. gotta make the best out of it
Dude its 315 and I'm sitting here eating slices of cheese. Don't talk to me about tomorrow.
I am expending an amazing amount of energy to not throw up right now
I'm a gymnast. they should know better than to let me get dunk near anything i can flip on
Remember, ur body isn't a visitors center
BECAUSE THIS IS AMERICA AND DONUTS AND TITTIES AND ALCOHOL IS WHAT THIS COUNTRY WAS FOUNDED ON
Well watching will be involved...it'll just most likely be of me licking your penis instead of me trying to understand how Hans Solo goes up against the Galactic Empire...
I asked him if he wanted a pillow, and he replied "No. Batman never had pillows."
Woke up this morning naked, wrapped in a bath mat with a wad of singles on the table. I'm calling it a win.
That all sounds beautiful. All I have to offer is my shining personality, extensive amounts of space knowledge, and I hear I am pretty not sucky at sucking dick
leave me alone I'm becoming one with nature and doing plant things
I was supremely disappointed in the lack of dick and doughnuts in my life last week.
he accidentally put it in my ass, i liked it but didn't tell him that and "accidentally" took his weed.
Nothing kills the mood like opening another guy’s dick pic in bed
Randomize