: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
you were smoking 3 cigarettes at once saying 'cancer isn't real! Its all in your head!'
Just tried to fight the dj at cowboys because he would'nt play freebird. Pick me up now.
On my list on ridiculous morning after bus rides home, still sopping wet and carrying a giant straw hat is definitely top five
Being a responsible DD does not include attempting to coordinate a 4 taxi caravan to bar #3
he told me he expects me to keep the fangs on when i go down on him. presumptuous, yes, but man after my own heart.
Can we please stop calling your vagina the cave of wonders?
My mind hurts. I feel like I drank sand yesterday.
Either I'm spending too much time drinking or my perfume is starting to smell like a pineapple vodka.
$150 bar tab covered by these tits. That's now the going rate. Keeping my bra on during sex unless i see the Benjamins.
I don’t know what's weirder; the fact that I weigh more with an erection..or the fact that I actually weighed myself with an erection...
We shot off some fireworks at 12 and then I orchestrated the group singing of god bless the USA all while wearing a don't tread on me flag as a cape. I repped hard.
He drops f bombs like every other word and he just gave me 127 shares of tmobile stock for free. I feel like I should pay him back in blow jobs or something.
when i woke up w mysterious sticky crap in my hair, i assumed i had another blackout hookup. nope. turns out i made PBJ and proceeded to pass out in it. i ate the evidence when i woke up.
Who cares if he’s younger, he’s hung like a moose. Your vagina will never forgive you if you pass on that dick
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