I won a flip cup tournbment! Why is boot and rally so hard when youre old?
how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
S P E L L C H E C K
No you dumbass thats not right
vagina is talking i cant
I feel like now would be a good time to apologize for vomiting in your eye
she gave me a blowjob during our lunchbreak and expected me not to tell people
the beer staff turned into a beer spear way to quickly
Next test. Underwater blowjob. If you fail...out of water blow job
Do something fun then. Blow up the house or whatever.
How have you survived this long?
Dumb luck and a deal with the devil.
you should have walked with me to my car. you just missed a girl rip off her bra and throw it into a dumpster and scream mardi gras
yes i am an adult who snuck out of my parents house to cuddle with a guy and then came home and listened to taylor swift. judge me all you want.
Finally another gay clarinet player. They're surprisingly rare.
Also I found and fixed my beer gun.
This is a whole new generation of premature ejaculators
Hey I didn't mean to be all lemme get with your ex husband.
If I'm able to walk tomorrow morning, I'm gonna be really disappointed with myself...
Randomize
