I got chris browned last night
Going to spend my cab money on more shots and just take the ambulance home
I either just heard my neighbors having sex or she really agreed with whatever he was talking about.
deryk tried to steal your screen door and i think sam and brent are duct taping lauren to the diving board.
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she stopped traffic so I could crutch across the street. Clubbing while crippled and drunk is different.
Why is there a condom in the dishwasher...
i'll probably be on drugs forewarning
forewarning i'll probably have done those drugs with you
It's okay. I've dumbed down my notes over the semester because I knew I wouldn't be up to understanding things come finals.
So question, would you consider it morally wrong to grind up Cialas and put it in ones cocktail? Then I get what I want and he doesn't have to be embarrassed and he can win the mental game with himself? I'm only thinking of him...
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Whoever roofied me last night owes me a new pair of white jeans
...I watched him run on the beach yesterday and I think I started ovulating
You ruined the universe
His dick is curly. It's adorable.
im having flashbacks to my time in a waffle cult composed of 9 to 14 year olds
You almost lost your european virginity to a Peruvian man waering a do-rag in a port-a-potty.
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