So how was he last night?
Five-minute foot-long.
am i the only one who has tried sucking their own cock????
Things to remember: Girls don't appreciate it when you yell "Beast Mode!" when switching to doggy style.
She told me that she had to rub her face against me because she was part cat.
Just walked by a guy on campus YELLING 'Im still hammered'
I knew it was going to be a good night when i heard another girl call his dick "Thor's Hammer"
I can't break up with him, I ran the math. Taking into account his 7 inch penis and the standard deviation from average, almost 90% of guys should have a smaller penis than he does.
Really? Penis math? This is why guys shouldn't date female engineers.
He actually has his life put together though, during the date we walked by a shoppers drugmart where my friend and I once flashed a janitor and all I could wonder was how does he not see shit show written all over me?
Apparently it's bring your ugly annoying ass piece of shit slob of a baby day at work
I could run a drunk marathon in heels
Is it OK to disqualify a potential therapist if she lists 50 Shades of Gray as her favorite book? Or is that a good thing?
well at least now you can say you got an STD from the frontman of a band no one's heard of
fuck you.
She was blowing me like a porn star and all I could think was "you just told me your grandfather is dying in hospice right now"
Maybe if I ever do become a counselor, I would just implement a kind of intensive meme therapy.
he ended the message XOXO, who the fuck does he think he is GossipGirl.
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