Hey Operation Dumbo Drop... FYI, when you select your date this evening, our doorway is 3'x7'
what kind of dress can i wear to my high school reunion that says "even though i'm more successful than all of you i'm still up for sex"?
Our sex has gotten so much better since we broke up.
do you know how hard it is to walk a mile drunk on 151 it's hard yards are soft and every girl looks good
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Dude, so the police showed up at my house with my wallet told me they found it in the church fountain then handed me a pamphlet on AA saying it was from the pastor. What happend?
Did you really lure me out of the bar with a blond holding a dunkin donuts bag? Well played sir, well played.
I decided to start over my porn collection by deleting the old stuff. That was a sad piece of a pie chart...
I grinded with the guy who brought the scooter, I'm leaving with success
My cast smells like cheese steak rolls
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Like don't initiate a threesome when we're all watching SPONGEBOB. That's like sacrilege.
he's the only real guy friend I've had who I've never made out with
Also you can't just sext a Michelle quote from Full House.
I made a powerpoint to trip to.
you are so studious.
i have two papers due tomorrow. contemplating if i should take adderall in my anus for full effects
Is it just me or did we have a heart to heart talk while you were naked last night?
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