thx for the lesson on dirrty dancing
Why didn't you tell me that Dad was a registered sex offender?
We were going to tell you eventually, how'd you find out?
Our school resource officer showed us how to use Family Watchdog and pulled up his picture.
While you were puking in the ocean I was rubbing your back saying "Just give it back to Mother Earth".
its hard to take this fight seriously when one dude is an oompa loompa, and the other is a "g spot"
im sorry but you know it was a good night when you got tasered on the ass and didnt even feel it
Currently smoking a blunt with my one night stand's mom. I don't know how I should feel about this.
I went down on her for 35 minutes and didn't even get a handy. I've never felt more desire to be gay in my life.
You know you drank too much last night when your mouthwash tastes like water
you were crying saying "if you love me you will find me a loaf of bread"
Are you still going to come over for your post Alcoholics Anonymous beer?
Saw the same Luigi I hooked up with last Halloween. Still in his same Luigi costume and scruff that hurt my face
I asked him if we could switch positions so I could watch the Olympics... I'd say date number two is a miss
There are grandparents doing keg stands I don't know
Mixing Powerade and white wine has been one of my better ideas.
You just kept yelling "you ain't got no pancake mix." to the tv screen
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