In these economic times, linking arms taking tequilla shots with your boss as an underage girl is the best job security I can think of
Get condoms and clear your schedule for the night. I'm bringing chinese food!
Ramen noodles and uncensored jerry springer episodes, what a nice life i have.
Minivans at bars can only lead to bad things.
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I left when they started reinacting what appeared to be a jerry springer episode
I miss old school porno. There just isn't any love in porn these days.
You guys seriously fuck to bieber? That's embarrassing...
Well, McDonalds 'escorted' me out after I passed out mid-order
The walk home from the bar is FAR more shameful in daylight.
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You were fucked up like a footballbat trying to eat gum off your shoe. And that wasn't even the nights lowest point.
OH. MY. GOD. FUCK HIM. JUST GRAB HIM AND FUCK HIM.
Well the term Party is used loosely in this situation. Since it will just be mom wine drunk and us eating chips with multiple dips.
Everyone's impressed that I actually got pee all over his car since I'm a girl and they're a little curious..
I'm so hung over that I just tried to send you a screen shot of the cracked screen on my phone.
Is a coke binge Whole30 approved?
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