FYI-Owning a kitty significantly lowers your chances of ever seeing mine...
It's a law of Nature, girls naturally hate eachother. It's only when there's no competition for a mate that they can hate each other a little less and then are appropriated into the "BFF" slot.
Tostitos scoops are the best shotglasses ever. Eat it after as a chaser.
craigslist free llama. are you in or are you in?
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found scuba porn. totally not sexy. life continues to disappoint.
his apartment was in a funeral home, walk of shamed through a visiation in the skankiest outfit i own
Woke to a half burnt 20 in my pocket, covered in mud, clothes all wet, so im assuming I didn't use that 20 you gave me for a taxi
this just proves how much faith i have in "us".. what should we be for halloween..?
Our friendship would be less complicated if your dad didn't think I was forcing you into having gay sex with me
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I really want to fuck that guy in the full wind breaker suit
Is it wrong that the only reason I'd want Savannah in my wedding party is to watch her whore around and drink?
I just sneezed glitter I JUST SNEEZED G LITTER I j u st SneeZED GLIT TER I DO NOT HAVE TIME FOR THIS AT ALL.
Let's celebrate our country being screwed by screwing.
In between explaining the best feminist lenses for the myth of Persephone and doing vodka shots with my friends she dragged me into my car and gave me an Earth shattering blow job. Honestly I think I'm in love.
We fucked for 9 months, but he didn't want anything serious. So, I got rid of him and went on a date with a guy last night that looks like Kylo Ren. Who's really winning here?