Bc you can definitely buy condoms if ur a 14 year old girl
Done. Eyebrows are waxed, entire body shaved
If I could pick any std, I would pick genital herpes. Seriously. Have you seen the commercials? The lady is riding a fucking bike, swimming, and on a date. I have a perfectly fine vag and all I do is go to the library.
A hard boiled egg and a shot of tequila is not brunch.
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her teeth should be alot whiter from all of those blowjobs she gives
She guessed my name 9 times, and 5 of those times she guessed Mike. Figured that'd be an easy target for the night.
what date should I let him know how fucked up I am?
My cleaning lady broke my bubbler. It's awkward between us now.
Because she knows I do drugs and I know she's a clumsy bitch.
It came up in court that I told the arresting officer my name was Thomas Jefferson, and I was born in 1776. I almost kept a straight face. Almost.
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Apparently I was the fucked up drunk guy greeting people at the hotel in the lobby last night.
Before I roll over explain to me why you're naked and on my floor.
yesterday you declined a drink because you "didn't want to be responsible for it" ok kanye...
we somehow managed to fit a llama, a stripper pole and a hayride all into the same day.
I think we need to stage an Intervention. Her Instagram is a call for help.
Someone somewhere has a picture of me vomiting in a bus stop trash can while a drag queen held my hair for me.
Pride claims another victim