I just saw a girl play flip cup with only her tongue
I'm in love
I was so hungover I threw up on her when she answered the door. i don't think it was a good first impression
had another sex dream about alec baldwin...
they described our state of being as looking similar to a crime scene....you were on the ground and i was running around screaming.
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I woke up locked in the bar...this has redefined partying.
Ye. Looking like it's about to be one of those mythical responsible weekends
Even her dad came up for the body shots. Wasn't sure what to do so I just laid there and let it happen...
I don't know what possessed you to do that, but you have to give the stripper more money before you try to check her oil or they are going to throw us out every time you do that.
her dad gauges his nipple piercings.
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He made me cum 4 times, we high fived afterwards and then I proceeded to tell him about this guy I'm dating whilst I made him a bacon sandwich. I think we've finally mastered being friends with benefits.
How big of a disservice to the economy would we be doing if we didn't drink every day holiday break?
My aunt comes over, haven't seen her in 4 years. First thing, looks me up and down and goes "...yup, that pair ripened nicely. Theyll get you some free drinks"
I think you were raised by the wrong sister
He seduced me by making me nachos. It worked.
I can't believe you cupped pat's balls to prove your fake relationship
I came back from England with a face tattoo and the only thing anyone can talk about is my beard.