So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
What the hell am I supposed to do with 50 gallons of mayo?
the only reason I knew his name is because half way through I looked up and it was tatooed on his chest.
Well, I fucked her. But the sex wasn't all that great. Morning sex never is
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Well you broke that rule when you put it in your mouth.
so the girl i've been sleeping with for 3 weeks now just figured out that i don't know her name
I want to have a prehistoric party. By that, I mean I want to dress up as a dinosaur and get drunk. That's all I want in life.
We were in the shower and he sat down an wouldn't do anything. I'm so glad he manscapes. It made washing his balls less awkward.
I ended up naked in a pond with you-know-who and your saying your a good babysitter? Dick.
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I would compare it to a jeffrey but in smoothie form. More drugs in here than Bobby Brown's sock drawer.
After i black out, be a good friend and point me to the direction of a girl with daddy issues, any girl would do just fine
I'm on the struggle bus
just ordered a number 1 at a fast food restaurant that doesn't have numbers
The chick got into the cab with us and said we have 3 chances to guess what she just stuck up her ass. Hello to you to!
I just want to pat him on the head, bake him some cookies, and reassure him that, someday, he will get laid.
I wish so many great beards were not attached to even greater jerks. All that face sitting potential wasted. Some of the greatest tragedies of this century.