He spelled "beautiful" wrong in his text
I think the universe is against us being together. Or maybe it's just god's way of telling me there is a bigger dick out there for me.
just because you dressed up as a brontosaurus doesn't mean you can poop in my yard and roar at my neighbors
Hes far too high and trying to explain daylight savings time to me. Help?
I think youre just another guy trying to take advantage of a young naive innocent girl
you're not innocent... Once you have taken it in the turd cutter you can't label yourself innocent.
I just read the lonely terrorist on nwa had 40 more friends than me on facebook
Isiahs hammered. And just came in to get his skateboard and said he has to prove something. This can't end well
the only thing keeping me going right now is the knowledge that in 2 hours i'll be drunk at the circus.
are you aware you chucked your pizza at a girl's face after the bar last night?
Well if were past the bullshitting stage yes if not then no I'm not that kind of guy
Im in search of the perfect penis, it would be unethical for me not to test run them.
I totally cried the whole time and then screamed out my new therapists name....
Just replaced the batteries in my vibrator without turning on the lights. I need to get laid.
Ive got small boobs, but they sure do like to pop out and party with the big dogs.
What color nail polish screams, "Either fuck me or get the hell out of my way"?
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