There was a point where some of my friends attempted 'moi's', which stands for makeout on introduction.
It involved going up to women and very aggressively trying to make out with them upon meeting them
Surprisingly the success rate was exceedingly high
the young, male pastor of my church has a jesus fish tramp-stamp. I made him show me.
I may or may not be laying in bed naked watching The Nanny. Niles is so spunky.
The professor just announced to the class that I talked to him in the bar on my birthday.
I didn't want to talk to him so I just started telling him how important Jesus was to me
It's a big world.....someone has to fuck it.
Her face was so far in my boobs, I didn't think she'd make it out. She took it like a man. She's a real trooper.
Only way we know if he truly fits in is if we spill straight vodka on the floor and his first instinctnis to lick it up. Otherwise, gameover.
i can recognize that vagina from a mile away
I think we should have realized the night was going to be nuts when it started with a bum dying in front of my house.
I am compiling a playlist that reminds me of all my best sexual encounters. It shall be called THE MUSIC OF MY VAGINA'S PEOPLE
Inebriation Olympics: Team Drunk vs Team Stoned. This weekend. It's on.
Text me later if you aren't dead and wanna have a drink later
so i was about to call you for your birthday but then i started making out with this guy... and i feel bad but i felt like you'd understand
is it sad that the highlight of my saturday night was waiting till 3 in the morning to hear about your saturday night?
Randomize
