we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
she makes me feel like im THAT guy in the taylor swift song
The only thing that would make my night better is if William Shatner came and read me a bedtime story.
And im sorry for wishing your girlfriend gets genital warts.
I think making out with someone could be the cure to all my problems. That or more cowbell.
For the record you were pretending you were in a rocket when you drove from wawa to your house. So like 2 minutes of me listening to you making rocket sounds over the phone lmfao
I've been randomly kik messaging bearded men I find on Instagram while sitting unshowered in my underpants. I'm like the girl version of a creepy uncle.
Dude you asked your tattoo if it wanted to go swimming
i think ive crossed the line from sexually frustrated to sexually furious
Better safe and shitfaced than hungover and in need of another surgery.
I don't know what's worse the fact that I woke up with a clit piercing or the fact that I didn't pay for it.
Beyoncé wouldn't let anything bad happen here
did you just try to prove your straightness by quoting a lady gaga song?
when you wake up naked in a bed with glowsticks, a rolled ankle, a hangover, and a condom; alone. you wonder shit
It's a charity event and she's wearing a cocktail dress drinking a 40... I found my future wife
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