yea ive hooked up with like half those guys
and i've hooked up with the other half...when our powers combine, we are captain slutbag
will power is for people who don't want to get laid
Just puked in a mcdonalds cup while driving. Didn't even swerve.
yeah, you were trying to hump the doorman.
when did we get a doorman?
we were also in the wrong building...
okay, I promise to stop paying strippers to hit you
She devotes each year to either men or women. I waited all year for her to be straight, tonights the night.
Do you think it'd be inappropriate to have an I'm Not Keeping My Baby Party the day after her baby shower?
We have 10 gallons of home brew. And james has an amazonian blow dart weapon that sticks in bags and the wall. Come over
He has an intense fear that my cat will attack his balls while we're fucking
Hi future me, I saved you a big mac under the bed.
Remember the bouncer that knocked out Dave and Sam? Apparently his day job is a florist. Uppercut and fresh cut in one package.
We learned many a lesson today about drug use in canoes
Oh yeah I remember when I first saw Kyler's balls. If there's anything high school swim prepared me for, it's the amount of testicles I would see here
If you can handle my post-party look you da real MVP
He just went to a job interview a sharpie moustache drawn on his face..
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