Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
honestly if we didnt hate the same people we would have a friendship based on nothing
my hot student got the clitoris wrong on the lab practical...so it kinda makes me not want to pursue it
just because he can't find it on a cat, doesn't mean he can't find it on you
Omg!!!! Call me in the morning I just saw A stripper queef out a dollar
She somehow inhaled a tack last night, she's having surgery today.
there was a sad and surprising lack of "did strippers and blow" in that sentence
im really going to miss that car, so many blow jobs...
Hundreds of bug bites..Dad jokingly says "looks like you passed out naked in the woods somewhere"
do you think its obvious that we spent all afternoon playing naked body oil twister?
Pissing into the Grand Canyon is the single most liberating thing I've ever done in my entire life
Saw the guy I once slept with, he was buying Beer and shit tone of diapers. Glad to see how 2016 will turn out.
Even my fuck buddy told me I needed a boyfriend. Fml.
no, it was more of an i-don't-think-he-even-knows-what-a-clitoris-is, bad.
Painted a stripper an elf costume. Her coworkers liked it. Now in a room full of naked strippers.
He thought it would be sexy if he found my clothes and dressed me, and it was..until he found a thong under his bed and assumed it was mine. It wasn't
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