How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
yeah it was kind of like, i'm 27 and still live in a frat house.. you honestly expect me to have "moral fiber" and a "conscience"
During sex he wiggled his hips and said "I'm turning the ice cream" Deal breaker?
We can't have sex anymore. The amount of money I've spent on meds and copays for UTIs is getting ridiculous
i drank out of my shoe...were you seriously expecting me to be the voice of reason?
You know I found it really difficult to find a full lenght picture for the egg donor site where I wasn't holding any alcohol...
I'm not having the "why are your fucking my daughter" talk and the "your a drug addict" talk with your mom tonight.
My dad picked me up from the bus station and as soon as he saw me he yelled "bus backwards is SUB!" and started laughing, I'm like 800% sure he's stoned. I'm so happy I came home for spring break.
I DON'T WANT TO KNOW THE SCIENTIFIC REASONING BEHIND WHY I STARTED A HAREM ESPECIALLY NOT FROM A GUY IN THE HAREM!
I've had more jaegerbombs than I can count on 3 fingers
you didnt realize it, but you puked in the bushes in front of a church and yelled "GOD IS DEAD"
My life is literally "I'm too horny you can't leave" or "let's have pie" there's like no inbetween
I have jury duty tomorrow
I almost deep fried my finger today and yet I think you are worse off than I am.
Saw the Peanut butter guy at checkout he had at least 30 containers of it and like 6 different kinds...
I'm covered in bruises and scratches. I dont know whether to call them battlescars or sex decals
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