i wanna do a homemade sex video in sepia and pretend were in the early 20th c
Raise your hand if you bought 2 annoying girls shots of water. CLOWNS.
My vagina hasn't been this smooth since I was 8. I better get laid tonight.
oh my god, there is an imprint from the nuva ring in the christmas card my mom sent me. merry christmas.
How long is a courtesy make out supposed to last??
i sound like a 75 year old homeless man that has spent all his panhandling money on cigarettes since he was 12. that rough.
Blood and glitter go together right?
I really hope the fuck ferry pays me a visit to close out 2011 properly.
Today wasn't Sunday Funday, it was more like Sunday god is taking a shit on my life day
Oh no. Did we do a blood oath again?!
Can't believe we're making vacation plans with the guy we had a threesome with
I shouldn't have to tell you to stop throwing knives at me.
He referred to our sex as "an Olympic event." My tits are bruised.
Thinking and hoping ice cream is the answer to my problems
I just thought I should tell you that I always know what you are doing. Everywhere. Every time. -Your loving Mother
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