i threw up in a trash can last night at kellys irish times. but in a trash can because i'm a lady
You flung your panties at that guy you liked with an accuracy that I have never seen before.
At my internship. I get drug tested tmr at 2
Are they going to pay you for the one day you worked?
Whatever. I'm saving myself for my wedding night or a night with enough patron.
My goal for tonight: make tomorrow as awkward as humanly possible.
I was told u were the one who could explain to me why i woke up in the running shower, still in my dress and heels
When the cops knocked on the door, he just knocked back and announced "house keeping"
He fingered me and now wants me to go get plan b because of it. WE'RE IN COLLEGE.
Fun fact: drinking me now steals weaponry
As a plus, I've lost 5 pounds in two days, so "party all weekend" is officially a valid diet plan.
I want you to know that the guy who peed in your bed got fat.
I smelled him yesterday and almost relapsed he's like cocaine
So far I consider it a great summer because I have had to buy Plan B a total of zero times
I started carrying sissors in my purse to open plan B with. Both ashamed and proud.
I despise everything about her. Except her tits.
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