the third sister isn't as attractive as the other two but I will do her anyway to finally pull off the fabled family hat trick.
i just saw someone i know on True Life. i need new friends.
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
You going out tonight?
No I am at the hospital. Throwing up blood is apparently frowned upon.
Pray the makeout fairy visits me this weekend.
America approved of our night. A bald eagle flew over us at 7am
I legitimately woke up with a girl trying to snort cocaine off my dick.
I puked in my fridge last night while I was trying to get water
Don't. You get on the 18 year old. I'll get on the 38 year old. Together we will bridge 2 decades of cock.
you walked in on him eating me out and screamed SHE'LL BREAK YOUR HEART BRO before body slamming on the ground and passing out on the floor
Babe.. You are farting in your sleep and it literally smells like something crawled up your asshole and died.. I'm gagging and I feel like I'm eating your fart right now. I want to tape your ass cheeks shut and plug up that canon you call your ass. All I hear is snores and farts.. You are lucky I love you
I miss her, but also fucked her ex boyfriend.... So there's that
Yeah you burned that bridge with your vagina
You were drunk at 5 You went to the dining hall and cried because your brain and fingers weren't working. Your RA came up to you and suddenly you became sober. I was very proud of you.
How many nights in 2015 can we have no one get injured, run away crying, or get into a brawl?
who knew being a fake dominatrix could be so fun?
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