dude i was like still drunk, taking pictures of her while she was naked and asleep and she woke up
haha what'd she say
i don't know man, something about us dating. but i never talked to her sober so i said i was making breakfast and snuck out of her house. close calls man WTF
We played Russian Roulette with a revolving Nerf gun. If you shot yourself in the face, you had to drink.
My poo smells like dog food. That's how I know it was a good night.
are you just going to ignore any texts involving my penis from now on? because thats going to shut down a pretty sizeable portion of our conversations.
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Its name is Richard. And I think he formally introduced us.
Currently flirting with a 57 year old. Why do i do this
Also, the drinking age in Japan is 20. At what point in the sky am I allowed to start downing alcohol?
I think it may of been me pulling down my pants is why she walked away.
I may have just made our entire microwave glow green. Like big green. Like spark and make me shit green.
Like worse than the time I blew up the microwave with the egg green.
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We ended up at a lesbian bar and all my co-workers tried to get me laid. This is not how I envisioned coming out.
A man in a black on black escalade pulled up next to me, and told me he was sent to pick me up by you.
His name is Tyreece. He will take you to the weed emporium, population me.
You haven't lived until you've snorted coke from a Pharaoh's hand baby
You told your family you're bi over the phone?!
We were talking about exes and it just came out....and so did I.
I think I've done enough damage with my vagina as of late, thank you
How do I let my trainer know I'm only at the gym so I can get in more intense sex positions?
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