no, he's only a walking dick if he mans up. right about now he's just a walking transgender.
once my pubes got caught on her snaggletooth it was all downhill from there
He puts stickers to promote his new shirt company in every sack he sells. He's like the donald trump of weed
yeah you're probably right.. i should stop equating love with getting naked on a webcam for him.
Thank GOD those kids were having a lemonade stand, I didn't have anything to wash down my plan b with.
We ended up on a hotel balcony in Daytona where she lured a seagull down with a pizza crust she found in her purse and preceded to grab it out of the air by it's neck.
He was drinking hot tub water because i refused to get him a glass of water...
That's the last time I do shots near a campfire.
Got a thumbs up from a trucker for doing lines on the interstate. God bless america.
If graduating leads me to stop getting naked at inappropriate times in public places I'm going to be pissed
I need a nap, Harry Potter movies, and dick in this exact order after work.
Jenn from HR called him the new office boy toy. I think I need to bathe in bleach.
I gave him head while despicable me 2 played in the background. I think I disappointed the minions
We were covered in sweat and glitter, making out onstage, in front of everyone. I think it was a good night.
He punched me in the face while giving him road head, because he was driving stick. I shit you not.
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