I think they gave out some kind of ugly girl scholarship I don't know about...
"romantic friends" sounds more classy then friends with benfits
did you seriously just ask me if there is such thing as a sophisticated batman shirt?
hey did I tally my arm again of # of shots?
nope, you were tallying rejections at the party
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She's a freak. I've got the scars to prove it.
You made me wash my hair in the kitchen sink while eating bay leaves
I remembered to bring wine in a nalgene bottle, but I forgot sunscreen and water. I'm starting to question my life decisions.
It's probably just the physical manifestation of slut karma. But i of course mean that in the kindest way possible because i love you and respect your choices
She basically needs a man who will never act up and take all of her shit
I'm even having trouble finding a guy who's taller than me with no unibrow.. someone needs to tell her its time to lower her standards
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She has either a C-Section scar or a bullet wound, I can't quite tell
We played alot of beer pong and ventured into the woods with tiki torches
Before we have sex for the first time I would like "eye of the tiger" to be playing to mentally prepare me for what I'm about to endure.
Can you please come in my room and pour water in my mouth? Too hungover to move. btw who is this guy in my bed? Can't see his face. Cute?
Actually new year, new me. I haven’t had sex yet so technically I’ve been a virgin all year.
Upon further investigation my nipples are bruised and I have teeth marks all over.
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