What should our trivia night team be named?
Define Statutory
i make out with random ppl when i drink he shouldnt feel special
I'm sorry I dragged a dildo (on a leash) into your room last night.
Absolutely. I could drink and smoke that memory away in a matter of years at my current rate.
Oh thank Jesus fuck for my shitty infertile womb. Crisis averted
I have a high opinion of you, you smash bitches. Respect.
Her rack rivals that of the deer I shot last season. You need to get after that.
I'm sure there are thousands getting dick today in the name of independence
The date went significantly better after the fifth shot of fireball.
Shower wine is way better than shower beer.
Also, do you have any insight as to WHY I have a note saved from the 17th of June that reads *clears throat*, "you got that swanky blues libido"
How I know that I'm single: when I get a save the date for a wedding & I read "& guest" my first thought was does my bottle of Jack Daniels count.
I have wine with a bendy straw bitches I can do fucking anything
I knew you were on something when you said you were a puppy and you ate all the frosty Paws dog ice cream which says not for human consumption right on the side of it.
Just realized that I indirectly pay for sex through my cable bill
Wow. He is an expensive lay
I still have to figure out the cost per lay. It could be a financially sound investment
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