Who would we be if we didn't go out to drink during finals week? NOBODY
All three women i have fucked in the past week are here in the same bar. Gameface, go.
Gonna go for any of them?
Thursday night girl, but friday is watching and tuesday is serving us.
remember when I told you about my grandma asking me about my sex scars? Less comfortable than that
Nothing like moscato in your sinuses tobmake your night complete
I'm back here naked if anyones wondering
I found a phone book at the party and started calling everyone with my last name asking if they wanted to form a club. I'm meeting one for brunch tomorrow...
I rigged together two of my vibrators for more power... I've created a monster.
There are a bunch of highly educated, advanced in their field, PUSSY ASS BITCHES in this bar
The milf did the body paint, come to the bar
She's been drunk for three days now
Like three straight days. 72 hours
She's been covered in glitter for the last two and somehow she found a monkey
Can you please explain to me why there are 7 bags of tacos in my bed?
I'm just trying to find the strength to put my bra back on and come inside
There's no time frame.
For drinking wine out of the bottle and taking nyquil at 9 AM? There probably should be.
Dude, I woke up with wet dollar bills in my boxers where did you take me???
Omg the sex was so good my ears popped. Thank god too. Cause then I didn't have to hear him going on and on about his dumbass feelings. It's called a booty call bitch.
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