The elaphant ear plant popped a new leaf ! Wahoo !
Spring semester is just not the same w/o you
Midnight walks are trippy
I tried to do that earlier, but I was alone and scared, so I stole a happy Birthday balloon.
I want Jason Statham to talk British to my vagina.
that cunt stole my fb status. SHE'S NOT THAT FUNNY
I'll still trying to understand the context of your "punch her with my cock" comment.
After this weekend, it looks come this holiday season I'll be walking in a winter abortionland.
Just finished my quantum homework in ladies room writing with eyeliner. I am the party/physics champion.
please tell me you're in jail and for some reason they have wifi
I'm just sayin. If your gonna cheat go for someone TOTALLY different. Fucking her twin would be a waste.
Of course I understand. Thou shalt never turn down a free meal or drink. It's one of the commandments of being a girl.
All my friends are getting into relationships and going through breakups and I'm having Plan Bs and crunch wraps for dinner.
I’m a go ahead and fuck down ATL. So when I leave in January I’ll have no regrets.
I dropped my slice of pineapple on the kitchen floor and was just staring at it about to cry. It was really good pineapple.
When have you ever know me to go too far?
Besides the alcoholism, the HR issues, and getting fired from Best Buy for tackling a display?
Yeah. Besides those.
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