You screamed, "I am going to fuck this cheeseburger". They all started laughing until you actually started having sex with the cheeseburger.
I have been thinking about it and I am really glad we decided to order helmets.
Prereq for being on nyc prep: money, bitchy, and a lazy eye... if only you were rich
I think i just called up my ex and talked to her for 20 minutes about frogs and how happy i am to be wearing shorts
Can we talk about the cons of throwing up in the bathtub. there are no pros.
Family of uber douches all wearing ed hardy in a hummer taking up 2 parking spots at starbucks. Please be more cliche
I really hope he dies in a tragic kegstand mishap
I just fell down the stairs in the library and further deviated my septum. That's why I don't study.
I'm pregaming for my hair cut. Working two jobs definately taught me how to use my time wisely...
I walked in and all four of you were covering your heads under the blanket singing waterslides in unison.
You know you've got awesome issues when the main deciding factor of whether or not to cut your nails depends on nacho consumption in the near future
You need to stop thinking about the needs of your vagina and concentrate on the greater good
Who knew wearing a toga outside would provide for and infinite amount of dick to choose fron
Go to a building you've never been before and take a shit. It's marvelous
at that point, I wouldn't blame you because I'd be so ashamed I couldnt even have sex with myself.
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