oh posh. I need a real boy. To fill my void. This guy has potential. He is a Republican.
***** and i were talking about Republicans today. They are usually the champs of mediocrity but we decided mediocrity is underrated.
I called Tyra Banks a whore to her face. A sure sign I should go home. Instead I went to the gay bar.
did you know they have Ed Hardy school supplies at Target? it's like folders and notebooks for little douchebags in training.
Random 1st period thought: do you think she could put "had a threesome" on her resume?
Roller skating + drunkeness + peeing = mess
I swear if it wasn't for meeting for drug dealers @ gas stations, i would never remember to get gas.
He ate me out on the balcony. My asian neighbors cats are judging me...ALL 3 OF THEM!!
The lady sitting right behind me on the bus has baby birds in her purse. Shes feeding them bugs from a cup with a pair of tweezers... I love san francisco!
I think I'm done drinking. How did we end up partying at a frat house with my mom...
Just listened to a full Christian rock song, loved it,listened to the dj send a prayer to a 4th grader who was having a tough year and realized I'm high as fuk
My penis needs a shock collar
Yeah. I asked if there was a finger in my ass at some point or if I had a weird dream. So far he hasn't responded
Strip club or gay bar tonight?
I am an emotionally compromised bisexual.
Well I mean I HAD done a pretty good job of not pooping myself through the years
Is it too much to ask for 10 minutes of privacy while I masturbate?
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