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I work with a guy that has a strong spanish accent. He just said "I have a plethora of ..." and I busted out into laughter b4 he finished his sentence b/c it reminded me of 3 amigos.
nothing this campus sells is worth it. not even sex.
There's a girl in front of me with a see through white shirt on and her back says I suck bad dick. Fun night hun?
I saved $70 from being to drunk to go out last night so I figured I could buy a new watch.
sperm doesn't mix with malibu too well
i wish i could, but i promised myself i wouldn't sleep with anyone who couldn't grow a beard for a while. it's not you, it's crosby.
dont get mad but guess who just got banned for life from dodger stadium
The pigeons can smell the fear
Wtf
I just farted in the bathroom and the guy in the stall next to me started gagging. Its a beauitful day
Sorry I disappeared. Do you hate me?
Not at all, did you not hear me clapping outside your car on our way out?
This guy at the airport was telling me 3/4 dudes in his group got rufied at some strip club. One guy woke up in the hospital, another found himself in a random parking garage, the other got back to the room and they all shit their pants. Go Vegas.
Like what did he say to his host family? The girl I causally sleep with on the weekends is coming over?! And they thought "well lets feed her dinner"
She rode my dick so hard I momentarily lost hearing. I guarantee I had the better St Patrick's.
It's really life affirming to be at a wedding thinking wow I took your husbands virginity
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