i'm listening to "transmissions" by The Tea Party from like '97 and waxing my legs. fuck i'm awesome in my alone time
He said he only talked to me because I talk dirty in bed.
everyone who works at gamestop is basically destined to live with their parents for the rest of their lives... so i said no.
You stood in front of a yellow Camaro and kept yelling at it to "Transform already!!!!".. yeah, I'd say you were pretty wasted.
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I'll just get wasted and start throwing myself at men. Someone's bound to take the bait
I was told u were the one who could explain to me why i woke up in the running shower, still in my dress and heels
he told me not to treat him like a child and then started peeing off the trampoline
So basically he tried to get out of the car and crawl on the highway with the broken leg because he didn't want to go to the hospital. It was not a good time...then we got pizza though.
I don't know what it was about last night, but every bar that i went to there was at least one girl there that i had done something with. I'm sure the girl that i went with knew because they all grabbed my penis and told me to call them.
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Of course not. I'd be offended if you didn't bring my boobs into casual conversation.
I need to be more functional. That doesn't mean I'm going to drink less, I just need to wake up and shit
... and smoked a joint with my new landlord. I'm starting to like Germany.
I smoked then listened to a voicemail from my mom...I ended up yelling at my phone cause she wasn't answering me. Forgot it was a recording.
Dick is the cure to depression. I'm almost positive. And cough syrup.
Fuck. I did it again. I plugged in my toaster and walked away thinking it needed to preheat. I am dumb.
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