I know, he also has a fancy car to make up for his tiny penis
David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
I'm on a mission to free the leash kids. Like liberating the Israelites from Egypt. Only better.
the line at the liquor store is out the door, and students in line are high-fiving like crazy...i love college snow days
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then the nurse gave me a bag with my personal belongings: phone, wallet. jacket, keys and a BTB burrito
Is it physically possible to shit out my own bone marrow? Because if not, then I need to see a doctor immediately.
He passed out. Woke up long enough to declare himself "the sauce boss" and then bit me in the face.
I hereby state that I am over the age of 18. If I am not of age to purchase or consume alcohol products, I hereby acknowledge that I have not received any alcohol products from said party host. Also, in the event of injury or death, said party host is not to be held accountable. Please reply with your full name and today's date for your e-signature". *note: no text, no entry.*
Sorry bro, just a precaution. You know, ever since the "Jake incident". What a douche.
Whenever there is a ShotSki involved, I have no excuse but to drink, right? It's like a rule.
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People are yelling about how much they want you here.
I'm going to change, vomit up my mexican food to save the trouble later, and then come meet you. Thrilled.
I just burped smoke on the bus. Hello 6:48am
Apparently after I threw up I put my socks in the toilet......
Discovery: bouncers seem to get really upset about fire
just passed the gas station where we took pregnancy tests. memories.
When dressing for a 3way, how do I convey to the other chick I care enough to look pretty but not so much that it's a huge deal?
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