plz talk dirty to me
I have a dream, to one day wake up next to a girl, walk to the washroom and kick her kids toys out of the way. That day has come, yes we can.
Remind me that when I'm pregnant, I should NOT post vaginal dilation updates on my facebook. Ever.
I can hear my fat mexican neighbor yelling "do you like that!" ...I hope its not his dog
do you think having her use a clorox disinfecting wipe on her vagina will keep me from getting her herpes if I don't have a condom?
There's so much relief when you realize you wake up in your own bed
He leaned out the window to puke right as the fan for the ac turned on. All of it blew back up into his face.
Please find an outlet that isn't stripping or getting drunk and arrested
I can't tell you details but at one point I had her pee strapped to my back in a ziploc
High with mom again. She's giving me relationship advice.
the lesbians just got naked and went into the ocean... this never happened when i was a camper.
I was late because I helped this old romanian lady mow her lawn at 2AM.
Haha. Fifty shades ain't got shit on me. My tits look like they got in a fight.
You have a penis. Therefore everything you say is automatically wrong.
The bartender remember my drink from last sat. I think we just became drocals...drunk. locals.
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