Laying in bed naked with the guy I just fucked, talking to his WIFE who's sitting across from us like we're having a fucking tea party. This is interesting.
Found my sandals in your freezer this morning, THANKS
By the way, I think my next facebook status update will read, "Aaron recently found out Vanessa's a screamer."
oh god.
I introduced him to the male G-Spot. Don't ever tell me I'm not experienced.
We're past the whole "Did she just try to finger my ass?" Stage. Now it's encouraged.
Nothing says Welcome to America than having the international house watch a sorority girl puke over the edge of the porch at 8am.
The best part of last night was the women's softball game on the TV at the strip club
Was my shirt on fire at any point last night? Because I'm fairly sure my shirt was on fire.
Ok so you know that's gonna be legally viewed as kidnapping, right?
At some point, it turned less into sparring and more into tough guy dry humping.
Our host-mom was rubbing her back sympathetically going "muy bien, chica" while she puked on the beach. So yeah, I think we got the best one.
Soooo we should kick it sometime when it's like light outside. Drink outta cups.. Be bitches. 7, 6, 3, 5.. 4, 2, 1... Sschhkiddaellladiieessscchk
She wore her engagement ring the whole time we fucked. I hate her fiancee, so it was cool
Ps. I'm slapping the bag. It's an emergency.
Last time I had a one night stand he ended up stalking me for two months.
So you're not picking up this weekend?
This weekend, I am Angela, visiting from Calgary. We'll have to roleplay this.
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