I think the phrase "baptist college" should be an oxymoron.
I just licked the seasoning off all the doritoes in the bag. Tell me when I should stop drinking or I'll just move on to the sunchips
is pulling out brownies in the middle of class on 4/20 just too obvious?
I told him the truth. Truth leads to vodka. Vodka leads to tequila. Tequila leads to prison.
Would you feed me pudding while my fake tan dries?
i know you're at the dentist, but this dick pic was too phenominal to wait and i deserve immediate tit compensation
Just got back from the tanning beds. I'm a lobster. I fear for the safety of my nipples falling off.
we managed to melt a few different forms of plastic into the cannibutter....
DELETE THAT VIDEO OF ME MAKING OUT WITH THAT RUG NOW
Well my parents know I get medical Cannabis they saw me on the news at the dispensary
I just sucked dick on a ferry
He played Harry Potter Fan Fiction videos to get me in the mood. He might be the one.
Erin was right. There were bees at the after hours.
Cookies and nudity, all you need in life
enjoying your night?
do dogs like to salsa?
I dont know if that answers my question or not
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