Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
I think I can smell my own vagina right now
im laying here in the parking lot drinking a warm coke, prob still drunk, feeling like i need to apologize to everyone i know
I just want dick. Yours just gets priority because it is glorious
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Now accepting hypotheses about how i managed to get a bruise between my boobs....
I just need to go to a bar tonight wrapped in an American flag singing the national anthem
You bit the bartender when he refused to poor rum in your purse and hand you a straw.
nothing says 'im willing to leave my comfort zone for you' like letting you choke me during sex
My roommate said I banged on the wall and said, "this dude eats pussy like a champ."
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I'm looking at some sugar baby profiles to get some insight on what we're up against.
we tried to exchange flip flops in the parking lot and fell over then army crawled home
I'm never going to adult. I'm staying a child. The only thing related to adult that I want to do is you.
Life lesson: if a hot naked girl tells you to spit on something, you spit on it. No questions.
I just don't think it's that outlandish to ask that I don't get messages from my husband at 8:30pm on a Wednesday telling me he peed on our cat
Rationing the toilet paper. Only one wipe allowed. I'm scared to move too much.
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