Ok im wearing a joe flacco jersey and full stick on unibrow and hardly anyone else dressed up omg
Omg suz!! take the unibrow off
No! im just getting hammered instead
The way I see it, if i don't fail the midterm and blow off some of the projects, how else am I going to get motivated to study for the final ?
Dude, I don't care how big her tits are. I have to dump her. She shit in my shower.
Im at the zoo right now high out of my mind and feel as if the animals are watching me and Im the one in a cage.
Was waiting for the adderal to kick in then realized I had been brushing my teeth for eighteen minuites
He tipped the stripper with quarters. After that not even the waitress would talk to us. I had to move to another table to get a lapdance
did i get hit in the head with a hammer? someone just asked me...
We're playing fucking games. GAMES. THIS IS BULL SHIT. IM GOING TO THROW UP ON THE BABIES AND LEAVE.
The sign say "Kereoke" strip bar. 5 more beers and ill be ready to rumble.
How many people can say they've shit on the floor of a five star hotel?
I came home to him frying bacon to put in his beer. He said bacon beer lights, taste the awesomer rockies
All I got was pictures of my boss and dicks. So, that was the end of snapchat.
Where are you? Where am I? Why am I so red?
Can you get an STD by sharing underwear? Walk of shamed home and realized I was wearing someone else’s panties
No one knows. This doesn’t happen to normal people.
As long as it's more "this is where i see an issue" vs "psst.... tiddies" then i have no argument
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