Just found my DARE notebook from 6th grade. Extacy was starred and highlighted.
At least I've made one childhood dream come true
my phone calendar just alerted me that it's "weed time" in 15 minutes. do not remember setting that alert last night...
looking back, maybe 11 flaming dr peppers was a little extreme
What did you wear last night? Because I'm pretty sure there are atleast 4 Facebook statuses about your walk of shame.
I met her tumbling down the stairs chugging Captain Morgan. I'm not sure why she has the better reputation either.
Sex tent. say it aloud its amazing. promise you we rnt stoned.
it was not a walk of shame, it was a ferry ride of shame, and i'm not ashamed, so technically it was just an early morning ferry ride. wearing yesterday's clothing
and semen
Hurricane my ass. I'm riding a god damn kayak down the flooded highway if it's the last god damn thing I do, god damnit.
OK am i seriously the only one who thinks Cocaine Tuesdays is a bad idea?
They're tearing apart the house I lost my virginity in:(
i showed up sober to class for the first time. my prof said that i was "off my game today". i love philosophy
We need to step up our tailgating...they're here drinking out of a prosthetic leg
After we finished having sex, he drunkenly tried to hugh five me, farted, then accused me of stealing his socks.
I think we might need a safe word for this...
It’s awful. They need to open the bars. I’m now trolling grocery stores looking for dick
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