cant believe you said you would bone perez hilton
i said paris hilton
thats even worse
just tell him i said nine months
Why does everyone think all I do is drink? I go to class on wednesdays
my mom just asked if she should wash your furry handcuffs with the lights or darks
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You fought the bouncer and lost, then challenged a hobo to a 40 chugging contest and lost. Sobriety is a good life choice.
You slid down the bannister into a split. Lines were crossed.
Everyone at work loved my story about sobering up in a river with no bra on.
Obviously he considers you not fucking him as fucking up. Thus making him fuck up. Based on this I believe he should be disqualified from the race to your vagina.
She was to tired for head so she opted for a footjob with poor results. I dont want to talk about it
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On way back. With a shopping cart. Minimal casualties.
I woke up in a lawn chair by the lake to some man revving his boat motor at me.
I beer bonged before it even hit 4 o' clock. Please get on my level homecoming style.
Like Is it appropriate to tell your boss you banged a guy in the back of a truck at a wedding? Probably not.
The fact that I made out with a twenty one year old father is kind of worrying me now. Like. This is exactly what I wasn't supposed to do in life.
You tryed convincing the salvation army bell ringer you could do the worm and face planted into the sidewalk... I put a dollar in the can for your performance
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