idk, i just don't think periods are something you can catch in a little cup.
Best moment of my life. I just got a text from some random number that said i can't wait to touch you. Her name is kiara and she had the wrong number.
So J keeps drinking his last bit of drink, then spitting it out and drinks it again. Savor the flavor?
I remember spending $50 at Ozzie's on Friday...my Visa remembers $120.
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I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
the $20 limit for secret santa doesn't apply to me cause you know a half gram of coke is more than $20
And by sexy pictures I mean pictures of my penis in strange places. I rock out with my cock out.
My mom just covered me while I peed in the street. I love her. i also love parents weekend.
ORGASMS AND PIZZA
PIZZA AND ORGASMS
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I have a sixth sense for large penises and lack of morals
You just managed to turn Dr. Seuss into a sext. I really like you now.
I'm going to reward myself for having sex with coffee and a breakfast burrito.
I just jacked off to nostalgia.
I'm not gonna plow a chick in front of her 14 year old brother....
Flirting with/getting ready to possibly sleep with a married HS classmate and getting added to a bible study group chat within minutes of each other. #Balance
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