I called you to phone bone last night, but you were out with your boring friends playing video games
i cant even explain all the reasons why i dont want to fuck you right now.
I just masterbated while imagining him getting hit by a truck. I have hit a completely unacceptable level of anger & bitterness. Help.
New swimming pool is best sex toy ever. We are pioneering the doggie-style paddle.
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No that means he must've used the nipple clamps
After she saw a msg in his phone from me that listed the reasons why I love his cock, I don't think I can deny fucking her ex.
I don't really know how to explain this place...it's like I feel like I need an std just to fit in
Regardless of the amount of alcohol you may consume tonight - DON'T take anybody home
Just your daily reminder that we're terrible people: the average number of men a woman sleeps with in their lifetime is 4
i was in burrito mode and too drunk to move. no fucks were given. none.
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Hey I know you're not home, but I'm here. Your front door is unlocked and someone took shit on your doormat...
Do you remember lying across two tables saying 'go away I'm trying to pull' to me, Sollie and Sean?
well he never texted me back and the pizza I took my rage out didn't deserve such malice
...and now I welcome the sweet embrace of death.
I went to finger her and found a penny. I think ill keep it.
I'm praying to the gods of sex we both get laid this weekend. Amen. Love you
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