Dude WTF? His teammate just started talkin to me on fb! Am I walking around with a "I like to f**k gators" on my forehead?
No, it just says ur easy
When i light up a cigarette people look at of like i'm going to pee on their children.
There's some strange man with hair that keeps talking to us. I'm scared.
This is how horror movies start. Going to bar with strange hair guy. He's paying. Bad idea?
Ditched hair man. Got free cab ride to market. Want food. I win.
at a party and just made O-H-I-O out of dicks and vajayjays...i hope someone took a pic i was too busy (; GO BUCKS!!!
i don't have fun when you have fun. i have embarrassment, fear, and significantly less cash in my wallet.
She bet her virginity on the Celtics. Looks like Kobe wont be the only one breaking in a new ring.
This hotel is not contributing to my sobriety, they have 4 kinds of free wine and beer.
I don't remember much but I know I looked hot.
It was literally like being eaten out by a dog. That bad.
And then you guys went on to show us ur sex positions from the before. Thanks
i wasn't gonna shower then i remembered i slept in my own piss
You need to stop blackout tweeting at him to have sex with you on the roof of your dorm. He doesn't even have a twitter.
What kind of outfit says I totes want you to take me in the airplane bathroom?
Which one of you fucks put a bounty out on my brother's virginity?
I usually do that but weve been going unprotected with tribal fertility symbols painted above my door
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