whjeg hajt iyt
say what?
wanna hang out?
Just saw a man in a wheel chair using his feet to push himself backwards through a crosswalk... good morning Atlanta
When your really high you cant order into a clowns mouth
Robbie told me you spent 10 mins discussing the curl in his hair and that you said "with that curl in your hair, you'll go far"
No that's sign language, not a drinking game. I tried to join
So I know we're not talking about this anymore buuuuuut I left heel marks on the wall.
He tried to reenact Braveheart's freedom scream but got tackled by his drunk roommate who thought he was yelling that the handle he was holding up was free.
Hold on, I need to find something to wear that says "I don't contribute to your daughter's drug problem"
I miss forts and drugs that made me believe in unicorns...
my life is turning into trapped in the closet at way too fast a speed for me to feel comfortable.
LMAO. Stop. Men are such gentleman these days. I woke up with no one beside me and you got 6 cents
6 cents and no orgasm 💃🏻🎉
We are so blessed
Whatever he got a sick blow job and his high school fantasy was fulfilled
And that's what dreams are made of
*hilary duff crying in the background*
this is a mass text: the cage has been opened. repeat, the cage has been opened. a search party will be organized. you are all sloppy bitches. that is all.
I’m not lawful evil! I do evil things because I want to, not because of the law
It'd be good to change things up a bit, right now the only public service I'm doing from my apt is hanging out in my underwear with the lights on.
Randomize
