I'm sorry, but there's just something about mesh over nipples that irks me.
dude.. you lit a cigarette on the bus and told the driver it was okay because you were fire marshall of your boy scout troop
i need to find a birthday card for her that tells her how happy i am that i can now legally bang her
I just dropped macaroni right down my cleavage. For the sake of our future, I'm really banking on this being a turn on for you.
Nobody has ever asked me for my honest opinion on whether they needed anal bleaching before
it wasn't a normal cookie, i figured that out 45 minutes into my exam
Jesus told me in my dream not to go to the party. I am athiest for tonight PARTY ON
SEXX, SEXX, SEXX,SEXX,SEX SEX SEXXXXXXX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEXSEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEX.\nimagine that to the can can song. also come to my house. theres a dance routine.
I'm gonna rob all up in that cradle
It's a sit down to pee kind of hangover
Look, if a guy shows up at your house. He's short, name is Logan, has weird vertical hair, let him in, give him food, and a place to stay. He's on a ver important mission. And I am he. as he is me and we are all together. And we are the eggman, goo goo gajoob.
Grandma and I are gonna see the new Tarzan movie, because we both appreciate shirtless Swedish men
I get dinner and bf perks from the one guy. But dick with no commitment from the other. I’m living my best life.
There are some people who should not be trusted with a cell phone while drunk. You know your one of them when you call the cops on your own party.
just made a presentation to 40 students and my professor about morals and ethical issues..still drunk. at 8am. I wish I could remember how it went.
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