Plan A DEFINITELY worked... Go with me to get Plan B??
then they high fived as they party boyed me. I was a policewoman sandwhich. I love you halloween.
So, I just sold my textbook to have money for Plan B.
Do you understand how much easier life would be if fannypacks were normal
She tried catching cigarette ashes on her tongue like snowflakes.
not to be a dick but do you remember the names of all your friends i made out with after we broke up?
Also, the drinking age in Japan is 20. At what point in the sky am I allowed to start downing alcohol?
I was puking in the bathroom when my fake tooth fell off of my retainer so I just walked out of the bar and didn't say goodbye to my date
if i had known the extra weight would have gone to my tits, i would have started drinking years ago
why am i naked
you took off your clothes at the party and some guy took them home
do me a favor, I need this weekend off so can you work your magic and blow my boss again?
Just threw up in the shower. Hangovers at 23 are the best.
I just need to find someone whose kink is financial submission.
Whatever douche. I sucked the dick that made you. I. Win.
I am a unicorn in a field of flowers, you asshole.
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