it took me about 5 minutes before I knew it was in her ass. i thought the first time would be a bit more special
sooo my mom just yelled up the stairs " you left your bowl down by the computer"....aaand for a second I forgot cereal bowls still existed
they're like a gay fantastic four
Thank God I did Vegas bombs with those cops at their Christmas party. We should so be in jail.
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get over here soon, theyre throwing bbeers at us from the roof. keyword : throwing
I'm sorry, you might have to start setting aside some time in your day for my pussy.
I promised him we could have sex if he would let me take him to the hospital to get stitches.
i spent 45 minutes yellng Heather I feel so bad i wanna die and then 45 more yelling I DONT WANNT TO DIE. thats how drunk i was
And as the acid sets in, he looks back at the shallow form he used to call his and whispers "3 pee pees strong"
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Is it totally terrible that I just signed up for classes and already found the guy I'm going to bang??
I snuck in through the doggy door to get his vodka. Do you think my ex will know?
Dude she literally licked him. He was covered in cheese and in her high state what else was she gonna do?
It’s like I’m living in some alternate wet dream universe right now
he asked me why I let you steal the gnome, and you jumped out of the bathroom, yelled "you know why!" and ran outside with said gnome
A guy I don't even know just ate me out on a washing machine at a random persons afterparty. I came as it was going through spin cycle.Just kept thinking "who does laundry during a party?"
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