Should I feel badly because I just bought a really hot pregnant girl a drink after I lit her cigarette?
Just heard "Kiss Me Though the Phone" for the first time. Amazed how it took Soulja Boy two songs to become a shitter version of Ja Rule.
how do you wash the taste of whore out of your mouth?
I've already planned a drinking game for mtvs jersey shore....jagerbomb everytime they do
I just made doing the dishes into a drinking game. crafty, or pathetic?
i just wanna lock my vagina in a safe filled with bandaids and healthy things
Worst hangover of my career vs the return of the blue balls. Will keep updated
Is it malicious or apart of the healing process if I wipe my ass with his toothbrush?
There's a whistle here and I just want to play my whistle song on it.
I've been to his house multiple times since that night and I STILL can't find my bra. And he says the hot tub ate my thong.
He told me I'm a small core of pure evil wrapped up in sweetness, gold, and puppies. He gets me.
That is beautiful
It's has to do with my genitals. Don't ask.
On a side note. I slept with a stuffed giraffe last night. Found it in my bed when I came home and snuggled with it. Drunk me reverted to being 2
My prof handed me back my essay on Lesbians in literature, gave me an A and then we had sex in her office. Told you she was gay.
Autocorrect changes "sex" to "sec". I have been so long without it my phone thinks I made a mistake.
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