Well douche your snatch and let's go!
I have way too many pictures of poop on my phone
I just saw Ann slam dunk her puke bag into a trash can on Avenue A. You ladies might want to consider putting the Patron shots down and going home.
New drinking game watching teenage mutant ninja turtles movie and drinking every time raphael says damn, someone says april or ms oneil, and shredder appears And every time we see a mustache
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May or may not have just drunkenly opened my christmas presents. Greatly disappointed. Might break up sooner.
she just came into my room, drunkenly shoved six dollars into my bra and told me to spend it on chicken wings.
Nope we're in the ER. He lit himself on fire trying to impress another girl with magic tricks.
wtf are you talking about? You vomit-splattered the cop from the balcony. The cop YOU called because you drunk-dialed 911 because a 5 year old ate the last donut.
it was a krispy kreme
Although, I did get to see a Raiders fan and his toothless girlfriend get roughed up by the police and dragged out of the stadium. So the night wasn't a total loss.
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I wouldn't blame my organs if they just decided to quit working after this weekend
You were walking away to pee and as you were undoing your belt you looked at me and said "the belt is off. the game is on. Remever that."
Everytime Our professor said "penis fencing" in class today we took shots.
Would you mind pretending to be lesbians just for like three emails?
I wasn't going to just ask my parents for a damn vibrator for christmas
I have 2 phone numbers written on my vagina. I told you I shouldnt be left to my own devices after tequila shots.
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