Haven't eaten in 11 hrs. I am gonna have so much material to talk about with anorexic girls now
Seriously, I'm delusional. Idk how these models even walk on the runway
I think I'm maturing; i was gonna watch porn and then take a nap but i motivated myself to put my laundry in first.
just took my birth control pill with a shamrock shake. happy st. patrick's day
Bro, i just sang journey's "dont stop beleavin" at mcdonalds. and the guy was sooo impressed he gave us free food. God i love america
We are casual work acquaintances that occasionally fuck when the urge strikes. CWATOFWTUS. I know FWB rolls off the tongue better but it is what it is.
Update- I sold my hat to some drunk kid for 50 bucks. I used my earnings to buy beer on the way home. I realize to everyone else seeing me drinking on my balcony at 6am, I look like an alcoholic, but I'm thinking of it as a night cap
her dad gauges his nipple piercings.
He carried around a bottle of jäger the whole night and when everyone thought the cops came, he started doing push ups in the middle of the floor cause he said it calmed him down.
be right there i have to get my cape
Carver called his mom a milf again
Was it on purpose this time?
Well, personally I like to keep my blackmail in well organised folders.
soo... how was my night?
My purse is full of condoms and money.
I like where this is going...
What did you delete my number or something
Oh honey. What makes you think I saved in in the first place?
It's like Guy Diamond blew glitter into my vagina.
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