just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
I was just about to go down on her when she gave herself a "smell check" and said "no, not today".
stephanie tanner's voice is so fucking annoying. no wonder she resorted to crystal meth.
Well, I just hope you know I had your best interests at heart when I put your sandwich down my pants.
Doing lines of cocaine in the bathroom and the word 'better' do not belong in the same sentence.
I wore my front clasp bra so he would have to prove his sobriety to me before we had sex.
There are topless girls riding the lawn flamingos. I win.
my left tit made it into the crop job on your profile pic, I knew it was good for other things
He tried to finger me at Disneyland! He tried to taint the happiest place on earth!
Apparently you need a permit for a flamethrower.
Apparently he's into classy girls that wear sweaters and don't throw up on him when they go out.
ahhhh just came to creep and you're not there AND your thong you were wearing last night is on the floor..someone has some explaining to do
oh god I've lost the ability to distinguish between 'star trek' and 'the future'
Dude, I'm thinking today is Single as Fuck Friday because that's how I'm feeling
You can either drink his whiskey or be a bitch. Doing both is just mean.
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