Jack off faster Americas best dance crew is beyonce themed
the chair was smiling at me in sociology and i had to try not to burst out laughing.
So... i mean if they do have cameras in his apartment buildings pool room atleast we gave them a little show.
I imagine anything that isn't a dilldo attached to a jackhammer, powered by a generator won't be amazing enough for you
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I'm legit concerned I might pass out this weekend from having too much sex.
Now one day I will be able to tell my children how a drag queen in a gay bar told mommy that bin laden was dead
And dont forget my 23rd birthday where with no underwear i crawled through the cage of the police car. Dont get drunk be fore you get drunk.
Why did my little sister call me from your phone this morning?
Things like this can't be explained over text man
I'm figuring, since someone shoved pizza crust in my ear last night, there might be some leftover pizza.
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Bon Iver should never be played when you just ate shrooms.
I just made the pizza guy say helicopter six times in order to get his money. Even he knows how stoned we are.
You slid down the wall and got into the fetal position. He was definitely judging... I was judging....
The profile of her ass is just unreal. Weird way to use profile I know, but never more accurate
So you were shitfaced and stole a fucking kayak?
Also you think METH is on the same level of wanting to see the movie cats? We’re gonna unpack that later
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