stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
having my hair in braids makes puking so easy. i am being an indian every halloween
She just gave me a free latte.
Correction. She just have you a frothy, creamy path to that vagina.
he said he wished i had balls so he could kick me in them. then we had sex obviously
Why are there hooting douchebags outside my building? Did a sport happen again?
You have no idea how pumped I am. I literally plan on dying. You're in my will
Now in just stoned listening to my dads philosophical idea about public transit
Nutrition teacher wants anything i eat or drink documented for the week including dancefestopia. Do you know the recommended daily ammount of psylicybin or MDMA?
I know, but the fabulousness of my baggies should not be what defines my business as a drug dealer.
HOLY SHIT. I JUST FOUND OUT THAT THE KARL/RORY BASEBALL FIGHT THAT RORY LOST WAS 2 YEARS AGO TODAY. RIP KARL'S DICK.
Just so you know, I woke up with 2 oven mits in my bed and no clothes on.
... and smoked a joint with my new landlord. I'm starting to like Germany.
He told me I had smoking hot areolas then he wins an executive of the year award. How does that even happen?
I look over and the both of you are naked, and he's eating chicken nuggets off the floor
I would offer you moral support, but I have questionable morals..
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