At least make sure they are 18
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Omg. Just talked to a semi driver from nebraska. Got her truck stuck. Gave her and her riding buddy a glass of vodka and a cig. YES.
dude last night I threw my weed into my back yard. there is now a foot of snow. after an hour I found my weed. if I put that effort into school, i'd have a 4.0.
tried to be sexy and unbutton his shirt with my teeth. ended up slobbering all over it. thank god he was already passed out
I really couldn't tell if she was disgusted with the fact that I yacked on her shoes, or if she was about to do the same to me.
Very excited! Vodka will be shot, dicks will be ridden, and memories made.
I'm sorry I did drugs then got really loud and bitchy at your party and judged your choice in one night stands.
Every time I see him I get horny. I can't help it!
Just stop. You're making other wives look bad. We are all starting to hate you.
your ability to divide cases of beer among any given group of people equally was missed.
I don't know, I kept pretending that I was riding an elephant during. It was actually really fun, but you can't tell him that!
Someone who makes you cum so hard that you have an asthma attack is clearly your soulmate
I got my period on eclipse day. I'm officially in line with the moon.
Don't let me pee the bed... Its going to be one of those weekends
Tell me why I woke up with your dads construction shirt on, nothing else, and had jelly donuts with a note from a girl named cathryn that said "we had a kinky night with peanut butter". p.s. Im by the layin by the lawnmower
this old people party is bangin. they have apple cider with everclear in it
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