does he have a tent? the camping kind not the boner kind.
I GOT EATEN OUT IN A MERCEDES ON A TUESDAY NIGHT. I EARNED THIS SHIT.
Chicago was legit, ate some badass pizza and gave a cig to a crackhead..its all i thought it would be
You said that we had to leave the party together and proceeded to repeat the "ducks fly together" speech from The Mighty Ducks word for word. Soon the whole party was quite and started chanting quack..quack...quack..
I don`t remember Saturday, actually
Its ok, i dont remember 2007
we knew we'd be okay when we walked up to the dealers house and he asked us to please be quiet as to not wake his nana.
I love our relationship. We just get drunk, show each other our tits, demonstrate sexual positions and make pasta. Then you go to bed and I sit around with your mom and cry about how proud of you we are.
He hasn't texted me back since last week when we sexted. I think telling him I wanted to choke him with chains was a bit much for our first time.
That was the night, like, my hair caught on fire...
If you hear a loud thud and smell ozone, I may have been electrocuted.
He just yells "mush!" as they're having sex.
LOL he's a hopeless romantic now? 🤔 I'd say giving him a bj in a freakin softball dugout isn't the most romantic thing but it still happened
I once took a shot of lighter fluid.. That's not a secret just a fucked up story
1 fuck you 2 fuck her 3 ur forgiven 4 im breaking up with her
I guess she found the pillow case full of vomit I hid last night: "Oh my God. Oh my God. In my fucking FRIDGE?! Really? Hope your dick falls off there's puke all over my food. Fucking die."
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