Not only is chick snoring like a 48 year old man but she's farting in rhythm
We are allowed to think Jacob from Twilight is hot in 468 days!
I don't know what is sadder, the fact that you figured that out or the fact that I can't wait until then!!
this morning i woke up with my panties on and i knew where i was. success.
his penis looked like arnold from hey arnold. it was interesting.
Just bought a german beer stein with tuition cash. no regrets
Judging by his buldge, this guy is huge. just paid steve to follow him into the bathroom and find out. They had a convo about it.
Apparently riding the dog like its a small horse is frowned upon in this establishment
apparently we spent 30 minutes inside that big Nike store turning all of their Duke gear inside out. for some reason the employees didn't stop us.
Yea you just drank all the Hookah water, then started talking gibberish about the Kool Aid you just drank.
She set fire to my carpet trying to power-dry puke covered cigs with Josh's blowtorch. How she found it in the garage is beyond me but if you bring her with you again I'll shoot you myself.
Lets play hurricane shelter. And the shelter is my bed, and we forgot our clothes.
There is a chick wearing some guy's shirt wrapped around her waist as a skirt... She's flashing her panties to everyone as she sings karaoke. You need to get here.
As if I wouldn't steal Nintendo brand "Mario is my HOMEBOY!" boxers when he gave me the entire drawer to choose from.
Your boobs are like a folk legend.
You said you're gonna end your night with a six pack and awful erotica
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